Welcome to Timber Hill – Beans! (with a little cornbread)

NOTE TO READERS: These recipes are old family favorites that appeared here on my blog prior to my eating according to the Trim Healthy Mama plan or becoming a THM Certified Lifestyle Coach. While they taste fabulous, I cannot recommend them for healthy lifestyle or blood sugar control. However, I am working on adapting them to the plan so watch for future posts!

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I promised to share this “award winning” recipe.  I believe it was back when the trees were shedding their leaves of red and gold.  Lately they’ve been laden with heavy snow – perfect weather to cozy up with some real comfort food and a bean story!

This recipe is an old favorite for my family.  I found the original in one of those tiny booklets that came with the old-style Crock-pots.  You know the kind I mean – the tall, skinny crock that did not lift away from the heating base, making it very difficult to clean.  Their thermostats seemed to come with unexplained variances.  My mom’s didn’t seem to have a LOW setting.  It just boiled away no matter how you adjusted the knob while mine, on the same setting, would make you wait a couple of days for your dinner. 

That little book contained an entry that did little to tempt the imagination or the palate.  It offered up, simply, the “One Pot Dinner”.  I’d never tried the recipe because, frankly, it just didn’t strike a chord within my romantic nature.  I’m the “Anne of Green Gables” type and am inclined to agree with her theories on naming things.  (Example:  Why call it Barry’s Pond when you can call it The Lake of Shining Waters?)

I have always been this way.

Anyhow, a dear friend of mine, upon hearing me say that I’d been in one of those moods that leaves me only two options – escape for a change of pace or give in to a crying jag – took pity on me and offered the use of her cabin in the woods.  It may not have been a villa perched on the Italian coastline, but it had three gleaming attractions.  It was free.  It had indoor plumbing.  It wasn’t my house.  I jumped at the offer.

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I got excited.  I wanted to crawl into Timber Hill and forget about the rest of the world. Our daughter would take a friend.  There would be no TV and one emergency cell phone.  We’d play a few board games. Smuffy would fish, explore and read books.  I would read and take naps. 

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Ahh!  Thanks, DeDe, for the memories (and the sanity check).

The last thing I wanted was to make endless trips to town for restaurant meals or supplies.  I started charting meals like a paid planner.  I wanted everything we ate to fit in with that log cabin feel.  We would make homemade pancakes.  I’d take homemade cinnamon rolls along to warm.  Cornbread sounded good.  For a main dish that would leave us lots of great-tasting leftovers, I wanted something special – something new.  Research led me back to the lack-luster little Crock-pot book.

If these beans, which sounded like they had possibilities, were going along on my grand adventure, they simply couldn’t go as the “One Pot Dinner”.  I re-named them “Timber Hill Beans” and they were a huge hit, especially with Smuffy.  In all the years we were graciously invited to spend our fall retreat at Timber Hill, we never left home without the namesake beans.

When our church began to sponsor an annual “Souper Bowl of Caring” as a benefit for the area food bank, they asked for soup – a lot of soup.  People brought in slow-cookers full of deliciousness in hopes of taking home a golden ladle in a contest for top soups.

Smuffy gave me a meaningful look and prophesied, “If you take Timber Hill Beans, you’ll win!”

“You think so?”  I hadn’t given much thought to entering the contest and I’d never really thought of those thick, hearty Timber Hill Beans as “soup”.

“I know so!”  He seemed certain of it.

I did come home with a golden ladle, thanks to Timber Hill Beans and Smuffy’s encouragement!

I can’t help but wonder, though, if “One Pot Dinner” would have ranked a little lower with the judges.

You may remember our educational and slightly embarrassing discussion on the subject of beans.  You can refresh your memory here.  Along with tips on cooking beans and avoiding their after-effects, I shared my own recipe for “Hearty, Healthy, Homemade Pork and Beans”.  You’ll find a free printable recipe in the post. I now use these in my Timber Hill Beans to avoid the mushiness that usually results from overcooking canned beans, not to mention all the sugar and other nonsense that the canned versions contain. You can prepare these and the bacon a day or two before assembling this recipe.  If you choose not to follow this simple, from-scratch step, you’ll need to substitute 4 (14 ounce) cans of pork ‘n beans and use care to avoid over-cooking them. 

The other beans in this recipe are also not of the canned variety.  If you absolutely do not want to rinse and soak your beans, you can use one can of kidney beans and one can of butter beans (drained and rinsed), but – I promise – you’ll be happier with the end results if you avoid the cans.

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If you’re planning meals and feeding supper to hungry people, the best way is to brown the meat, prep the bacon and pork and beans a day or two before.  Then, soak the beans overnight, get up in the morning dump everything into the Crock-pot, set it on LOW and don’t give it another thought until supper other than checking it when you get home to see if you need to adjust it to the WARM setting.

Let’s get cooking!

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Timber Hill Beans

Ingredients:

1 pound ground beef or venison

1/2 pound uncured bacon, baked on a broiler pan in a 200-250 degree oven for about an hour.  (Should not be crispy, but have the better portion of the fat cooked out.)

1 cup chopped onion

1 recipe Hearty, Healthy, Homemade Pork and Beans (or 4 (14-ounce) cans pork ‘n beans

3/4 cup red kidney beans, rinsed and soaked overnight

3/4 cup butter beans, rinsed and soaked overnight

1 cup catsup

1/4 cup palm sugar or raw honey

1 Tablespoon liquid smoke (or to taste)

1/4 cup white vinegar

1 Tablespoon Celtic sea salt

Instructions:

Drain beans and rinse well.  Brown ground meat and onion in skillet.  Drain off fat.  Cut bacon into one inch pieces.  Place all ingredients in slow cooker.  Stir well.

Cover and cook on LOW for 5-9 hours or on HIGH for 3 hours.  LOW is best in order to avoid sticking.

Makes 14 cups.

Over the years, I’ve tweaked this recipe to take out refined sugars, avoid mushy canned beans and bring it to “golden ladle standards”, so please comment and let me know how you like it.

Normally, I steer away from adding corn to our diets anymore, mostly for the reasons given in this article by Dr. Axe and at the advice of my holistic M.D.  Once in a while, however, Smuffy says the occasion calls for cornbread, I give in and we cheat.  I’m giving you my Gluten-free cornbread recipe which includes a dry mix that you can whip up in a “jiffy”, if you get my drift.  (Perhaps you don’t if that little item is available only here in the Midwest.)  I hate having my cupboards full of endless little boxes and packets and feeling like I have to run to the store for something as simple as cornbread mix.  Years ago, I figured out the secret to that little box mix everyone uses and I’m sharing it with you today.

A word about buttermilk:  Smuffy and I often have differences of opinion on foods, but on buttermilk, we agree.  We hate the stuff!  It does make a fabulous batch of pancakes or cornbread, but we always had to throw out the leftovers.  Keeping a dry buttermilk mix on hand solves the problem beautifully.  Grocery stores will most likely have Saco“ Buttermilk Blend” in their baking section and if you can find a way to order in bulk, you can get a great price on a one-pound bag of buttermilk powder from Frontier Co-op Wholesale Store, where they have member and non/member pricing.  They both keep well on the back bottom shelf of the refrigerator for what seems like forever.

Gluten-Free Cornbread or Corn Muffins

(You may use all-purpose wheat flour rather than corn flour in these recipes.  If so, omit the xanthan gum and one of the eggs.  This option will, of course, not be gluten-free.)

Ingredients:

1 cup yellow organic, non-GMO cornmeal

1 cup organic, non-GMO corn flour

1/4 cup dry buttermilk powder

2 teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon Celtic sea salt

1/2 teaspoon xanthan gum

3 eggs, beaten

1 cup water

1/4 cup raw honey

2 tablespoons melted butter

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.    

Mix dry ingredients in a medium mixing bowl.  Stir in the beaten eggs, water, honey and melted butter, mixing just until there are no dry areas.

Pour into greased muffin tins or a 9″X9″ baking pan.  Bake at 375 degrees for about 25 minutes.  Remove from pan immediately.

Now for that mix to keep help you whip up things in a “jiffy”.

Cornbread Mix for Recipes in a “Jiffy”

Mix the following ingredients together and in a “jiffy”,you’ll have the equivalent of the commonly used boxed mix.

1/2 cup yellow organic, non-GMO cornmeal

1/2 cup organic, non-GMO corn flour

2 Tablespoons dry buttermilk powder

1 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon Celtic sea salt

1/4 teaspoon xanthan gum

Add 2 Tablespoons raw honey to the recipe’s wet ingredients.

Thanks to the great folks at Crock-Pot.com for the original “One Pot Dinner” recipe and for all the improvements to the Crock-pot over the years.  The newer versions, with their removable crockery, warming features, digital settings and – best of all – those clamp-on lids that put an end to nasty spills in the car have made life so much easier.  Check out their latest products here. Hey there, sports fans! They even have NFL logo pots!

I confess to having four slow-cookers. My new favorite is this in-between size I found one day out flea-marketing. I like to think of it as a casserole. I find myself using it all the time.

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Click below for your free printable for Timber Hill Beans and Gluten-free Cornbread!

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Today, I am linking up with Weekend Potluck at The Country Cook, so be sure to check out all the great recipes there!

Looking for more delicious soups?  Keep it super-simple and impress your family with another “Golden Ladle Winner”, Creamy Leek Soup with Chicken and Sweet Potato.

If you prefer biscuits over cornbread, check out my Zesty Pumpkin Soup which comes with a bonus recipe for Billy’s Biscuits.  This savory soup is not what you’re expecting!

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2019’s First First Friday Freebie Winner!

Sometimes it pays to speak up!  The squeaky wheel gets the grease – right?

That’s how this month’s First Friday Freebie winner managed to enter the drawing!

Let’s meet –  

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Carol from Boonville, Missouri!

Carol contacted me to say that she’d been having trouble trying to subscribe to the blog.  She’d wanted to enter the drawing for the freebie, but hadn’t been able to get her subscription to go through, receive her confirmation email, confirm through the email and so on.

I told her to fear not, give it another try, and if for some reason I still didn’t see her pop up as a subscriber, I would be sure to put her name into the drawing along with everyone else who entered.

I’m not going to exclude anyone who’s trying on account of a technicality.

Technology – marvelous when it’s working – maddening when it’s not!

This has happened to a couple of other people and I only know this, of course, because they contacted me and let me know.  I have no way of knowing how many others may have had the same experience but didn’t speak up, so if this has happened to you, please email me at barb@midweststoryteller.com and let me know.

It all paid off in the end for Carol, because when Smuffy reached in, he plucked her name out of all the others! I can also see now that her subscription went through as it should.

Congratulations, Carol!  I hope you enjoy your necklace!

Here’s a close-up view of the handmade paper necklace Carol won.

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I know it looks like metal under glass, but it’s not! “Paper Jewelry” is a unique creation of mine. If you’d like to see the original freebie offer and get a better description, click here.

I’ve given away lots of great gifts, so check out the freebie page to see what people have been winning here.

 Subscribe now so you can be ready for February’s drawing.  It’ll be a freebie you’ll love!

The next First Friday Freebie drawing will be on Friday, February 1, 2019 and only SUBSCRIBERS can win (and, of course, those who are trying their doggoned-est)!

A winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight on the day of the drawing by leaving a comment as instructed in the post.  See the recently revised rules below.

And now, here are the Freebie Rules.

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Follow these four simple steps and subscribe now.  Then, you’ll be ready for February 1st.

“Share”, “like” and “pin”  this post!  You’re friends will want to enter to win, too!

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Fresh New Freebie for a Fresh New Year!

My cogs have been turning.  My creativity seems to kick in and do double-time over the holidays and for my January First Friday Freebie, I wanted to offer you one of my recent works of art.

Not every creative idea of mine is a hit, as they say, “first crack out of the box”.  There are days when I feel like the Queen of the Do-overs.  This one, however, turned out great the first time!  So, (…drumroll…)  I now present my latest invention –

Paper Jewelry! 

I know, I know – you’re thinking, “Paper?  No Way!”  I’ve been brooding on this idea for months and I’ve searched online many times, thinking that some pioneer must have already blazed the trail, but I found absolutely nothing, even on Pinterest, that resembled the materials, techniques or results I was hoping would give me the type of thing I envisioned.

There are two reasons for my vision in the first place.  One is that I compulsively invent things in my head all the time and then can’t resist piddling with them.  The other is that I hate heavy jewelry, especially earrings, but I love big jewelry.

Finally, I had to ask myself one of those questions like, “If I were paper jewelry, how would I be made?” 

The results are these beautiful cut-out pieces, specially treated so that you’ll never believe they are made of paper.  The appearance is more like metal or wood under glass.  Their featherweight quality is only discovered when you reach out and touch!

Are they durable, you ask? I’ve been pleased with how sturdy my technique has made the end product. I wouldn’t recommend sleeping in this type of jewelry, but I think it will do as well as much of the other costume jewelry found in stores (some of which I could crush in my bare hands even though they were metal or plastic).

I couldn’t wait to give this one to you as January’s First Friday Freebie!  This pendant is around 1 ž inches with a 16-18 inch chain.  I know you’re going to love the patina that gives it the somewhat the look of aged copper under glass.  Though the cut-out areas may look open in the photo, they are not.  They are filled, yet crystal clear!

To enter to win the paper pendant, all you need to do is “Leave a Comment” on this post, saying, “I’m ready for a brand new freebie!”  You’ll need to do that before midnight TONIGHT, January 4th, 2019!

First Friday Freebies are for email SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, so if you’ve not become a subscriber to Midwest Storyteller yet, give yourself a another free gift by heading over to the right sidebar or using the menu to get to the “Contact Me” page and subscribe if you haven’t done so already.

Share this blog with all your friends and family through Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest or by copying the link into an email so they can enter to win and begin enjoying everything else on the blog as well!

Subscribers win every single month!  Take a look at past freebies on the “Freebies” page to see what they’ve been winning.

If you’d like to take a look at some of the other creative ideas here on my blog, check out my “Create!” page!

Once again, a winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight tonight by leaving a comment which says, “I’m ready for a brand new freebie!”

And now, here are the complete rules: 

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Four simple steps!

Don’t delay!  Time is running out!  Subscribe if you haven’t already, confirm in your email and comment to enter before midnight tonight, December 7th

I pray you have a marvelous, fabulous, bright, happy and prosperous New Year!  And for one of you, may it start off with a First Friday Freebie!

The Phoebe June Diaries: (Stolen Entries #2) Holiday Hits and Misses

Ever wondered what sort of vibes your pets pick up on during the holidays?  At times, they seem to know that something’s up – something’s different.  Well, wonder no longer – Phoebe June’s diary has the blow-by-blow.

She’s now experienced her second Christmas and as I peek into her ponderings, see that she finds the holiday season full of ups and downs regardless of whether she’s a tiny puff-ball or a full grown epitome of feline perfection. Shortly after her adoption, she became aware of a certain something special in the air.  Here are a few of her thoughts along with some photo art you and the kiddos might enjoy.

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Friday, December 8, 2017

Mommy and I played so many games and toys when I got ‘dopted that I had to take naps and naps so I could grow fine and fancy.

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She told me that Jesus was having a birthday and she had to do sneaky stuff so after she’d snuggle me to sleep, I’d finish my naps on the furry thing. I hoped I wouldn’t miss the big day, but Mommy said I’d get a special feeling and know when it happened because He was the one who made me so furry and cute and made sure I didn’t turn out to be a dog. I’m already liking this holiday.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017:

Yesterday, Mommy left me all alone and I cried. I cried a lot until I fell asleep. When she came home, she said I had accessories. Whatever they are, they had a funny smell so I sat on them and today she got me all accessorized and ready for the road. I thought we were going Christmas shopping.

We didn’t. We visited a man called Doctor Fray. He was nice and thought I was ‘dorable, but he smelled like all kinds of critters. It worried me at first but after a little bit I got bored and konked out on his table – most boring place ever and no special Christmas feeling here. Before I knew what was happening he gave me a pill and did a bad thing he called taking my temperature. It didn’t give me a warm and cozy Christmas feeling and next year I think I’ll give it a miss.

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Thursday, December 14, 2017:

It got all snowy and blowy out the windows today and cold air whooshed my nose when Daddy came in and went out. Mommy calls it winter weather, but I don’t think it’s for kittens. Giving this part of Christmas a miss.

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Friday, December 15, 2017:

Mommy says if you don’t work out you’ll get a Christmas pudge so I went along to visit Gym. Since Dr. Fray says I only weigh a couple of pounds myself, I don’t know what she expected me to do with Gym’s toys, so I think I’ll settle for the pudge. All Gym’s people thought I was cute as a button and gave me treats, so it was a hit after all.

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After Gym, we picked up lunch for Daddy from some nice people who just hand the smelly stuff out in bags if you ask them nice. It was a hit with me and I gave the lady my best Christmas smile. She seemed surprised. I don’t know why – I smile at everybody.

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Saturday, December 16, 2017:

We went to a birthday party – not Jesus’ party – one for Mommy’s and Daddy’s other sweetie-pie. They had a nice furry thing and that was a hit, but they told me afterward that they set their treats on fire before they ate them and if they do that again next year, I’m giving it a miss.

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Monday, December 18, 2017:

Time (whatever that is) is running out, Mommy says, and that’s why we couldn’t snuggle much today. A kitten has to do what a kitten has to do. I’d rather have Mommy and give this new kid a miss.

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When I woke up Mommy was wrapping boxes. That crinkly stuff is a hit with me! I tried to get onto the table where the action was, but for some reason I got in trouble with Mommy.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2017:

Whatever hustle and bustle means, it keeps Mommy hopping. It’s a hit with me, though, ‘cause new stuff happens every minute, like boxes just my size, runs for the border and baskets of warm laundry.

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

You never know about Daddy. He says it’s Christmas Eve and that’s special. One minute, we’re snuggling in the chair with our feet up. A kitten could get a cramp doing it like he does. The next minute he’s plunking me right into the cold, white stuff. There are some days I’m not sure Mommy should let him watch me!

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Monday, December 25, 2017:

Christmas came today and Mommy was right – I could feel it.

Christmas Kitten midweststoryteller.com

I sniffed specialness (and a roast duck) in the air all day! I got toys and treats and that was a hit. I heard people say that that when there was no room for Jesus He got to have His birthday in a stable with all the animals and that they all got to talk that day and tell Him how special He was. The stable cat must have been what they call an ancestor of mine because I come from a long line of talkers who put the Mew in Mewey Christmas!

In the last year, Phoebe June has grown into a shining and elegant example of cathood.  Her catitudes fluctuate wildly between those of that small kitten of a year ago to those of a demanding adolescent who’s convinced that parental standards are archaic and unnecessary. 

She had, of course, strong opinions during the 2018 Christmas season and they mirror, to a degree, those of the previous year.  I managed to snatch three snippets from her diary.

Thursday, November 29, 2018:

Mommy has ignored me off and on since Thanksgiving, but I’m forgiving her because she’s filled the whole place with wiggly, crinkly, rustly toys and the best one is this thing she thinks is a real tree but it’s not.  She even put a special blanky under it for me to nap on so all I have to do is reach up and pull off the pretties I want!  This thing is a HIT!  Why they distract me with that stupid squirt bottle is a mystery, but you never can tell with Mommy and Daddy.  Wish they’d give that thing a miss – it’s messing up my whole holiday season.

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Monday, December 14, 2018:

Awesomeness popped out of a big box today and I got one of my Christmas presents early.  It almost makes me want to forgive them for the squirt bottle.  A jungle gym, scratcher-upper, flying mouse-birds, all combined with a napping cubby – this thing is better than Mommy’s tree – almost.  Anyway, it’s a big hit!

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Tuesday, December 25, 2018:

I had that warm and special feeling all day that you get just thinking about how Jesus came to live with us.  They hand out treats and gifts because He is such a Gift, so I figured I may as well snooze until we got to that part.  I wonder about Mommy sometimes.  She gets tired getting ready for the big day and it makes her do the strangest things. 

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She dangled a sock for me – just one, mind you – not two or four.  I guess the poor thing misplaced the others.  It’s just as well.  I wouldn’t have wanted to be seen wearing the gaudy things in public. Anyone could tell just by looking that she bought the wrong size.  Later we peeked inside it and out popped a very interesting rodent.  I ignored it just for show.  That’s what I do. 

I played in tissue and crawled in and out of boxes and bags for hours and not one squirt from that stupid water bottle!  Ah, THIS is Christmas!  Later, I found my new toy, named her Rhoda and gave her the bath she needed if she’s going to be living here. 

People keep talking about coming up with resolutions for 2019.  I have one.  Somehow, before the next time the tree goes up, I’m going to track down that squirt bottle and give it a miss!  I wonder how much litter it will take to bury that thing.

Loud-mouthed, opinionated and completely loveable – that’s our Phoebe June!  “Share”, “Like” and “Pin” her thoughts and adventures with the cat-lovers in your life and stick around – she’ll have more to say soon!

If you missed the first installment of “The Phoebe June Diaries”, you can catch up by clicking here.  See how she celebrated National Cat Day here, and learn about how we became her forever family here!

I’d love to hear from you and so would Phoebe June so please LEAVE A COMMENT!

The Hope of 2019

I’m thinking of moving the first of the year to a whole new date.  Winter never makes me feel like starting over fresh and new.  Perhaps we can take a poll here at Midwest Storyteller and decide when we all would prefer to have the calendar flip over.  In the meantime…

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To all my readers, I want to bless you with one of my favorite promises.  It’s one of those promises that can’t be broken  – because of the One who made it!

“‘For I know the plans I have for you,’ declares the LORD, ‘plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future.'”  Jeremiah 29:11 (The Holy Scriptures, NIV)

This is my blessing and my hope for you and your family for 2019!

Feel free to leave a comment and let me know when we can re-schedule this holiday!  Brrrr…..   Zzzzz....

‘Tis the Season to Announce December’s Winner!

Amid the rush of preparations for Christmas there are just some things that can’t be ignored.   One has to make time to take a deep breath, listen to some Christmas music, spend quality time with friends and, oh, yes – have Smuffy draw out a winner for December’s First Friday Freebie!

We have another repeat winner. The winner of the lovely watch set is –

December 2018 Winner  midweststoryteller.com

Ruby from Boonville, Missouri!

Ruby says she’d been watch shopping and when December’s freebie offer appeared in her email.  The watch and its six coordinating bracelets seemed to be the perfect solution. All she had to do was to comment as directed in the post and then – just as if she and Smuffy had been of one mind – her name was drawn!

It’s great to know that my freebie winners are pleased with their gifts.  Enjoy your watch, Ruby, and keep entering!

Subscribe now, if you haven’t already, because December is slipping away and with the hustle and bustle of the season, you’ll want to check that simple item off your list so that you won’t miss anything from Midwest Storyteller in 2019.

To see the original freebie offer, click here. The next First Friday Freebie drawing will be on Friday, January 4, 2019 and only SUBSCRIBERS can win! A winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight on the day of the drawing by leaving a comment as instructed in the post. See the recently revised rules below.

And now, here are the Freebie Rules.

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Follow these four simple steps and subscribe now.   Then, you’ll be ready for January 4th.“Share”, “like” and “pin” this post!  You’re friends will want to enter to win, too!  Click here to go to my “Freebies” page and see what types of gifts my subscribers have been winning.

Have an opinion on the Freebies? Leave a comment! If you’re on your computer, scroll back up under the title of this post and let me know what you’re thinking.  On various devices, you may find “Leave a Comment” at the bottom of the post.

The Phoebe June Diaries: (Stolen Entry #1) “Gettin’ ‘Dopted is NICE!”

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Today marks the one-year anniversary of the day Phoebe June bounced into our lives, electrifying every nook and cranny of our world. And then there’s the noise.  There’s a lot of that.  As I shared earlier here, it would be no surprise to discover that Phoebe June kept a diary, as she’s as full of opinions as a stage director with a headache.  I thought it fitting to start with her earliest musings.   Please don’t tell her I snooped. I’ll never hear the end of it.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Sissy & Phoebe Take a Nap midweststoryteller.com

I played and napped in the mudroom with my sissy today. Sissy’s fun, but not as much fun as me! Mommy Blair got grouchy again when we tried to have some milk, but Joy-lady fed us at the bowl and then let us run all over the house! Sissy’s a little scared of the Christmas tree, but not me! We heard the door and that dumb dog yelling. A lady came. Sissy peeked around the corner. I bounced around it. People need fun and I’m full of the stuff. The new lady smiled and scooped up Sissy. I watched.

No time for scooping – I zoomed under the Christmas tree – the sparkly-est, rustly-est, dangly-est thing ever!  Joy-lady scooped me in the middle of a zoom and put me in the new lady’s lap.  She likes me!  I could tell by the way she …Zzzzzz….

Then, Sissy got scooped again.  She didn’t say a word.  I had to do all the talking as usual.  The lady talked about Sissy’s pretty eyes and my pretty nose. She talked about it a lot. She called me “brave”.  I think that means I like to zoom, zoom…zzzzz…

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Anyway, she kissed us and promised to come back.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Joy-lady says it’s a special day. One of us is getting ‘dopted. Whatever that is, it’s already happened to Charlie and the others and I’m blaming the dog for it.

The nice lady came back with a man. She asked him over and over whether he liked shy Sissy’s sweet eyes or my beautiful velvet nose and my zoominess. I showed both of them what awesome cats are made of and zoomed and zoomed until I got tired and she scooped me again.

I guess getting ‘dopted means someone tucks your whole self inside their coat and makes you ride in a noise-box. I didn’t like the noise-box, but inside the coat, I felt the lady’s warm heart.  She told me over and over and over that she was my new mommy.  Every time I asked for Sissy and Mommy Blair, she just kept giving me more kisses.  Silly thing!  When the noise-box stopped, we got out and went into a new place.  I got about a hundred more snuggles from my new mommy. Then, she put me down and started following me everywhere!  I didn’t mind much – I had a grand explore – sniffed till my sniffer ached and told them what I thought of the place.  It had a nice potty pan, some tasty food, feathery toys and about a million hidey-holes.

Phoebe June Collage midweststoryteller.com

I checked for bedbugs and took a bath and then explored some more till my zoomer was all zoomed out.  The lady put me in the man’s lap.  I was all ready for a nice nap until he started barking.

The lady called him “Daddy” and said he had a nasty cough, but I know a bark when I hear one. It took me twenty minutes to settle my tail hairs down.

I may have a brain the size of a walnut, but I know a thing or two and this new mommy’s got what it takes!  Her food is yummy, her robe is furry, she plays games and toys like a pro and I’m starting to get used to all the kissing.  If she would only stop interrupting me when I’m talking!  She calls me Phoebe June and I think I’ll let her ‘cause it sounds just right.

Each time I woke in the nighttime, all I had to do was reach up and pat my new mommy’s cheek and tell her about how I felt lost and how I couldn’t find Sissy or Mommy Blair.  She’d snuzzle me close and promise to take care of me and be my Forever Mommy.  When her eyes got all drippy, I knew she meant it.

I didn’t know how much I needed Phoebe June until I got her.  She lives life large, intent on letting us know that she is a mighty huntress, has no intention of being left alone and would prefer that we pay close attention to her running commentary.   Phoebe has two settings: “Park” and “Autobahn”.  Smuffy and I are learning to live with her effusiveness and the high-speed zooming.  It’s a little like having an emotionally needy child who is always following you everywhere, asking what you are doing now, insisting that you play games and that you sit down and pay attention to the umpteenth “show and tell” presentation – especially the “telling”. 

I’ll have to be careful about it, but I’ll try to sneak another page of her diary and share it with you soon.

You can get better acquainted with Phoebe June here and find out how Smuffy lost his marbles here. In case you’re considering adopting a kitten, you might want to check out “Top Ten Things You’ll Reconsider Once You’ve Become a Kitten Mom.”

“Time” For a Christmas Freebie!

The clock has been ticking away all year and once again we find ourselves in the full rush of the holiday season.  For our family, that means time together, feasting, gift-giving – all things we are so blessed we could do any time of the year if we chose to do so, but things we do now with extra joy in our hearts as we celebrate the birth of our Messiah. 

I’ve always loved gift-giving! I love packages and bows and surprises and keeping secrets. I love decorating and food traditions and dressing up and …well, you get the idea.

I’m tempted to wrap this up and make it a holiday “mystery freebie”, but there are enough secrets this time of the year, right? Let’s take a peek –

Watch Set www.midweststoryteller.com

This beautiful watch set will have your (or someone special) looking stylish at this year’s holiday gatherings.  I’m loving this latest trend in rose gold.  I think it’s so flattering to all skin tones.  The watch has raised markers for each numeral and a second hand.  The faux leather band is rose gold as well.  Six bracelets are included – four bangles and two beaded.  You can split them up or wear them all together.  (You know me – I’m wearing them all at the same time!)

To enter to win the watch set, all you need to do is “Leave a Comment” on this post, saying, “It’s time for me to win!”  You’ll need to do that before midnight TONIGHT, December 7th, 2018!

First Friday Freebies are for email SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, so if you’ve not become a subscriber to Midwest Storyteller yet, give yourself a another free gift by heading over to the right sidebar or using the menu to get to the “Contact Me” page and subscribe if you haven’t done so already.

Share this blog with all your friends and family through Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest or by copying the link into an email so they can enter to win and begin enjoying everything else on the blog as well!

Subscribers win every single month! Take a look at past freebies on the “Freebies” page   to see what they’ve been winning.

Once again, a winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight tonight by leaving a comment which says, “It’s time for me to win!”And now, here are the complete rules:

Freebie Rules www.midweststoryteller.com

Four simple steps! 

What are you waiting for?  Time is running out!  Subscribe if you haven’t already, confirm in your email and comment to enter before midnight tonight, December 7th!

Enjoy all the celebrations and those around you this holiday season. Years from now, you won’t remember any of those bargains you chased or a fraction of the presents you got or gave, but you’ll never forget the laughter, sweet tears and loving arms that made this Christmas a precious memory.

A Little Slow, But Still SO Thankful!

Due to circumstances that burned my candle at both ends and in the middle, I’m announcing November’s freebie winner in December. Welcome to my world. I am so thankful for all my readers and all the wonderful feedback I receive from you, whether in comments on the blog or on social media. Soon I’ll be giving you a glimpse into what has been taking up all my time lately – and Smuffy’s – I have him hard at work.

You may recognize this face. The winner of the Thanksgiving Hostess Set was –

Freebie Winner Kathy www.midweststoryteller.com

Kathy from Prairie Home, Missouri!

Kathy, a guest here at Midwest Storyteller a few months back, inspired us all to test our woodburning skills. You’ll want to check out our efforts and meet Kathy here.  After watching Kathy add some awesomeness to a set of wooden kitchen utensils, I was able to put my newfound talent to work and create yet another freebie for you, which you can see here, along with its winner, here.

I know Kathy will put the items in the hostess set to good use as she is always trying new recipes and loves blessing others with her amazing hostess ideas. She’ll be back here again on the blog sometime soon, I hope, to share what she’s been creating lately.

Take another look at the Thanksgiving Hostess Set.  (I realize the above photo is a little blurry.)

Thanksgiving Hostess Set www.midweststoryteller.com

All Kathy had to do to enter the First Friday Freebie drawing was to subscribe, read the blog post on the first Friday of the month and comment as directed in the post. Subscribe now, if you haven’t already, because December’s freebie is only days away!

To see the original freebie offer, click here.

The next First Friday Freebie drawing will be on Friday, December 2, 2018 and only SUBSCRIBERS can win!

A winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight on the day of the drawing by leaving a comment as instructed in the post. See the recently revised rules below.

And now, here are the Freebie Rules.

Freebie Rules www.midweststoryteller.com

Follow these four simple steps and subscribe now. Then, you’ll be ready for December 7th.“Share”, “like” and “pin” this post! You’re friends will want to enter to win, too!  Have an opinion on the Freebies? Leave a comment! If you’re on your computer, scroll back up under the title of this post and let me know what you’re thinking. On various devices, you may find “Leave a Comment” at the bottom of the post.

Here’s What’s Cookin’: The First Friday Freebie!

Welcome to November! How did that ever happen? Soon the hustle and bustle begins as we prepare to gather our families and friends together for Thanksgiving.

Food begins to play an even more important role in our lives and I’m here to help you be the hostess with the mostess this Thanksgiving with November’s freebie.

Thanksgiving Hostess Set www.midweststoryteller.com

This set will spruce up your kitchen, give you a head start on baking cookies to celebrate the season and help you set a great display for your guests. The oven mitt lets you pull all those cookies out of the oven in style. The set of three cookie cutters offers a turkey, a pilgrim hat and a pumpkin and I know you’ll come up with great ideas for decorating those. Also included is a set of three spreaders with pumpkin and leaf handles to make those yummy spreads and dips even more appetizing.

If you’d like to enter to win this Thanksgiving hostess set, you’ll need to “Leave a Comment” on this post, saying, “Thank Goodness for Freebies!” and you’ll need to do that before midnight TONIGHT, November 2nd, 2018!

Remember, you must be a subscriber to Midwest Storyteller in order for your comment to be entered into the drawing. Head over to the right sidebar or use the menu to get to the “Contact Me” page and subscribe if you haven’t done so already.

I’ll be thankful if you’ll help Midwest Storyteller reach your friends and family by SHARING this post through Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest or by copying the link into an email so they can enter to win and begin enjoying everything else on the blog as well!

Subscribers win every single month! Take a look at past freebies on the “Freebies” page to see what they’ve been winning.

Once again, a winner will be chosen at random from those subscribers who enter before midnight tonight by leaving a comment which says, “Thank Goodness for Freebies!”

And now, here are the complete rules:

Freebie Rules www.midweststoryteller.comFour simple steps!

What are you waiting for? Go! Go! Go! Subscribe if you haven’t already, confirm in your email and comment to enter before midnight tonight, November 2nd! Coming up next – Comfort food is where it’s at this time of year! One of my family’s slow-cooker favorites is bound to become a favorite with your family as well.